1. Copy their actions and every single word they say.
2. Ask people what gender they are.
3. Mow your lawn with scissors.
4. Chew on pens or pencils that you’ve borrowed from others.
5. Wander around the entire restaurant and ask other diners for their parsley.
6. Pretend you don’t understand what they are saying, no matter how slowly they repeat it or how much they yell.
7. Stand over someone’s shoulder, mumbling into his/her ear as he/she reads.
8. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
9. Stomp on little plastic ketchup/chilli packets at any fast food restaurant.
10. Practice making fax and modem noises.
11. Holler random numbers as someone is counting.
12. Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
13. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
14. type only in lowercase
15. dont use any punctuation either
16. Set alarms for random timings.
17. Pay for your meals with only coins.
18. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
19. Never make eye contact.
20. Never break eye contact.
21. Place your shoes on the table.
22. Change the television channel every two seconds.
23. Whenever someone says something, laugh loudly as if they’ve just told an extremely funny joke.
24. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in everyone’s minds, ‘Feliz Navidad’ is a great song to use.
25. Pretend that you’ve gone completely deaf.
26. Phone McDonalds and try to make a reservation for that evening.
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30. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like its longer.
31. Answer every question with a question.
32. Call 911 and breathe heavily.
33. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
34. Pretend you are invisible.
35. While going down in an elevator, scream “AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! WE’RE GOING TO DIEEEEE!!!!” for no apparent reason.
36. Call everyone a communist.
37. Walk up to random people and ask them in a serious tone, “Do you know the muffin man?”.
38. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
39. Lend someone your magazine or book, but staple the middle together.
40. Pronounce people’s names wrongly, every single time you meet them.
41. End your list abruptly.
